WKRP in Cincinnati Sounds

Sounds last added: Sept 7, 2001. Moved to new website Dec 2002.

I am not currently accepting requests to make sounds, because my VCR is broken.

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Arthur Carlson

• Oh? Oh. Oh! 79K

• Boy, it's tough at the top. 36K

• As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. 98K

• Did I say send in the clowns, huh? 45K

• Ooo! D'you think that's wise? 36K

• Well, nobody's perfect. You're not perfect, I'm not perfect... Jennifer, maybe. 111K

• I have a little coke every now and then. 44K

Andy Travis

• Hi. We're successful. 41K

• Hello, this is Andy Travis. 35K

• I'm not gonna frolic. 29K

• Oookaaay geeeez! 58K

• Andy: Get up, Les.
  Les: Why?
  Andy: Because I'll kill you if you don't. 59K

• Well, I like lookin' at myself in the mirror. 43K

• It's called censorship. And you can call it a rose if you like, but it still stinks. 97K

• Miz Carlson... I'm tired of your crud! 95K

Jennifer Marlowe

• Herb: Boy, where have you been?
  Jennifer: Out with other men, Herb - letting them have their way with me. 114K

• Mr Carlson, Mr Travis is here to see you. 65K

• If this pressure keeps up, I'm going to have to have more money. 63K

• Herb: Hiya gorgeous, how about a couple of drinks after work?
  Jennifer: Sorry, Charlie. 85K

• Wheeere's Leeesss? 46K

• Put on the damn hat. 37K

• Hate mail, most of it for Herb. 41K

• Jennifer's doorbell :-) 119K

Johnny Fever

• Andy: It was something that you said.
  Johnny: Yeah. Booger. 75K

• Johnny cackling as he begins the format change. :-) 58K

• Johnny on the air changing the format from the pilot. A large file, 861K, but if you have the patience, it's worth it!

• All right you two, up against the wall! I don't know what you want here, but I think you should know I've killed a lot of old people in my time! 213K

• I am a doctor! 32K

• I can see! 33K

• Hi, Hy. 28K

• Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. 235K

• It's the phone company. They know what I did here today! 46K

• Andy: Bomb threat.
  Johnny: Excuse me! 49K

• Johnny trying to get callers to finish the sentence "Disco is..." (332K)

• Now hold on pardner, vahlence never sawlved anythang. 91K

  The long version:
  Johnny: Now hold on pardner, vahlence never sawlved anythang.
  Venus: That's it, I'm going to kill you. 142K

• All right, Cincinnati, shape up, cuz it's time for your morning check-up. The Doctor is on duty. 127K

• Sure would like to take you home and kiss you all over in the dark. 67K

Les Nessman

• It's darn funny too. Darn funny. 70K

• Happy... Thanks... giving! From W... K... R... P! 334K

• Oh my God, they're turkeys! 48K

• The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! 60K

• Oooo! 45K

• Monster lizard ravages east coast! 58K

• A tape played at super-fast speed: This has been the news, with Les Nessman! 46K

• Rutabaga, the vanishing vegetable! 52K

• These lines represent where walls will someday be. Walls! 110K

• Good day, and may the good news be yours. 62K

• This is Les Nessman saying good day, and may the good news be yours! 99K

• I'll be right back after these meif bressages. 56K

• Commercial: Right down the drain!
  Les's Tape: With Les Nessman! 101K

• Now stay tuned for Doctor Johnny Fever, and his radio show! 90K

• Oh, well! Woo woo woo! 48K

Bailey Quarters

• Shut up, Herb! 27K

• Bailey: I've never gone to a meeting before.
  Andy: Well, that's been a mistake.
  Bailey: Oh, I always thought so. 98K

• Continuity is so important. Thank you for always being a jerk. 85K

• Now how can we announce that we are off the air when we are off the air? 84K

• Oh. Well. Hell. 32K

Herb Tarlek

• It's the dungarees versus the suits, Les. 66K

• Unless someone comes out here right now and helps me with this piano, I'm never ever going to speak to any of you again for as long as I live! 195K

• Get outta town! 24K

• I'll tell you something else. I am never, ever doing that again. I get enough rejection from women! 198K

Venus Flytrap

• I want a hat. 29K

• This is WKRP in Cincinnati, with more music and Les Nessman. 112K

Others

• Reverend Little Ed: Wowie, I got the devil on the run! 83K

• Reverend Little Ed: The devil can run, but he can't hide. 56K

• Scum of the Earth member Blood: Hello, we're the Scum of the Earth. 56K

• Blood: Hello Mummy? You naughty girl! Don't come home if you know what's good for you! 169K

• Blood: You can't get thousands of screaming teenaged girls to come to a cello recital now, can you? And we rather like teenaged girls. 186K

• Mrs Woodruff: I feel I have a certain responsibility to other Earthings. 67K

• For $5000, can you identify these six songs? 99K

• The WPIG pig clearing his throat. :-) 31K

• Lucille Tarlek: I think my hand is frozen to this box of ice cream. 69K

• Policeman: This woman claims your piano rolled down the street and rear-ended a hatchback. 109K

• T. J. sings to Johnny. You got the knife, I got the gun, c'mon boy we're gonna have a little fun. 447K

• Commercial jingle for Red wigglers. 138K

• Incidental music (usually plays while the camera zooms in on the building at a scene change) 133K

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